The Prophet

Shame "Ryder of the Day" isn’t still going. Cracking account.

He's now edited it to explain...

The GOAT reporting that Atlanta want £52 million for him.

I was livid like.

How good do we think Gyokeres will be for Arsenal? Not seen much of him since he left Coventry. Eze would be a sickeningly good signing for them.

Oh WillIam...

Cool, appreciate the condescension

Having a more optimistic viewpoint than yourself isn't necessarily bias.

Is this because I think your boy Elanga is a good fit for us?

You don't need to know him personally to see him regularly down tools when West Ham are under the pump. Talented player though.

Kudus does seem to have a honking attitude on the pitch.

Unless we're very confident we can eek more out of them, I can't really get my head around this one.

His agent using us again?

Didn't Hope and Downie report it was likely to be accepted?

Seems about normal.

Can anyone get round the paywall?

Transfer Checker is good for general transfers, but in terms of NUFC ITKs, we have loads of them and they're all pretty terrible.

Wow.