The Prophet

It'd be fun for the meltdown in fairness.

The das would absolutely hate these two. You can practically hear the sigh as they break into a choreographed celebration.

I don't know much about him, but sounds like a Schar regen.

Howe is part of the recruitment team, has been since he became manager.

We probably have, aye.

Doesn't sound like it. Player doesn't fancy it.

Liverpool in for Ekitike.

That's not what they said either tbf.

May have been posted...

The bloke at Monument who shouts at pigeons.

Is that because he's off to Liverpool?

King Ryder reporting we've submitted a £50 million bid.

Given we're absolute perverts for revisting old targets, I wonder if Tapsoba is still on the list. It was reported last year that he was the choice after Guehi. Seems we're prioritising GK, RW and CF over RCB though.

Non-starter.

Just reads like standard Big Fab nonsense. He does it quite frequently when he's friendly with a player's agent.

As far as PIF are concerned, we're an investment, an investment that's providing returns and still has plenty of room to grow. While that potential for growth exists, I doubt we'll see PIF put any pressure on the club to do anything outside of the box. It doesn't really need to.

I though he couldn't get more annoying until the "bomba" nonsense.

You've not mentioned it before.

Sounds a bit like our first transfer window under the new ownership.