The Prophet

It's that kind of graft that got him to number one.

All the local journos on their jollies?

Not seen much of him myself, but that Guessand sounds handy.

What a melt.

Nah, his constant non-updates are absolutely relentless. He's a huge, hairy mole on the already wrinkled arse cheek of the transfer market.

Nah, think player buy in has a big say in most transfers, sounds like he's got his heart set on this one with terms being agreed months ago.

David's move to Juve being held up by his agents asking for a £13 million commission payment.

It sounded like a club breif. The local lads all reported it at around the same time.

Clearly it's come onto play with the stadium announcement.

This is regarding the training ground, for context.

When did we bid?

Reading some Brighton fans opinions on him, apparently he only really delivers in the ten position. Definitely feels like change in shape could be on the cards at some point.

I though we pulled out to sign Isak, but can't really remember.

When did he turn us down the first time?

Pretty sure the shortlist will have gone beyond three players.

According the Athletic Howe, Howe and Nickson are picking targets. Solis and Reuben are helping with negotiations. Seems like we've been knocked back by Huijsen, Delap and Pedro now, who I assume were unanimously approved by the three selecting the targets.

Bit early for this kind of chat isn't it?

We've acted with speed, we just went for the "wrong" players.

Starts a week on Monday right?

Big Alex sticking the boot in. Seems to be mixed reports on whether we moved for Mbuemo or by the time we did he'd already picked Man United, not that it really matters like.

Sounds like Brighton got a juicy sell on too.

Must say, I like him as a footballer. I hope the idea of having a more creative second strike type doesn't die with this transfer.