The Prophet

Any chance we could sign a mini-Joe in case of an injury?

The officials having a shocker today.

That's never a penalty.

Absolutely not. He's a young lad, learning his craft. He needs to play through his mistakes.

The red is as soft as fuck, but he's a moron for inviting the ref to make a decision.

Lucy Pinder disagrees.

Pope and Joelinton are massive players for us. God knows how many points they would have saved us last season.

He's a lovely little footballer, but you can see he's not a natural fullback.

Aye, the lads OK international duty understandably looked a bit leggy.

*Paul Mitchell slides into Steve Parish's DMs*

Need to freshen this up, they're camped in our half.

Everton 0-1 Brighton Hang on, just on that Everton no-penalty... In turns out there was a technical issue with the VAR screen so referee Simon Hooper wasn't able to see any replays. He overturned his decision on VAR's advice.

Apparently there was some dodgy goings on with the Everton non-pel.

That might be one of the most overdramatic things I've read on here

Probably a fair assessment on reflection.

Having seen the replay I retract my previous statement, both should have had yellow. Schar is still a moron for getting involved.

At absolute best, he's giving the ref a decision to make. It's just braindead.

It's a red like, madness from Schar.

We always seem to take a while to get to grips with teams that play five at the back.