Geordie Ahmed

Pato is playing in Brazil isn't he? What's so surprising/strange about that?

He was getting into decent positions BUT then kicked the ball like a child Blatantly going to score a screamer against us now

Some Newcastle fan, should have been waiting for even the slightest of reasons to give a penalty

Do we want a Bournemouth win or a draw so it keeps more teams in it?

Ah well, in the bottom three BUT the positive thing is Watford were crap

Gomis hits the post

Watford, ffs Hopefully they can be this crap on Saturday

Got taken off, maybe the manager has realised he is shit, if not then Perez has to ruin him

Howay Oliver, surely that's a pen?

So he had as many inept performances as he did good/class performances? That's just bullshit, unless you care to list the inept performances It's getting totally off point, but can you list the ones where he was class? How is it going off point? Anyhow simply off the top of my head Everton (his first goal) Stoke (5-1) Mackems (tore Richardson a new arsehole) West Brom away when we counter attacked them Blackburn (that goal) Bolton (that goal) Liverpool (ruined Enrique) There are many more examples BUT that will do for now

So he had as many inept performances as he did good/class performances? That's just bullshit, unless you care to list the inept performances

Fuck, 1-0 Swansea

There is no way he can name 20 better players

Big fan of Mbemba BUT that goal is fully his fault, got the pass badly wrong, should have passed it onto Elliot's right foot rather than his left which is what I think he was trying to do

What is this madness? Intrigued to read the 20 names

I think he is fine where he is

Neymar taking the p*ss there 2 assists and 1 goal puts him a top both the assist and scoring league in La Liga. Suarez top of scorers list now with a hat-trick

Lush run from Neymar, sets it up for Rakitic to make it 4-0

Barca 3-0, Suarez, lush goal

Selling him at this stage of the season would be stupid, don't want him sold at any point BUT in out position it would be foolish

Looks like Cech is getting 3, Glen Johnson 2 and then a couple of Arsenal defenders on 1 each. Aye, Cech deserves it, was hoping Butland got something

Hoping Butland gets the bonus points

Cech saves them again, been class for them

Quality keeping from Cech

Also Anichebe is still getting games and he is shit