Geordie Ahmed

Messi, lovely

Aye, Oleguer was canny rubbish like

Now Iniesta smacks the woodwork

Munir El Haddadi, lad from our academy. Spanish born from Moroccan descent. Born in Madrid wasn't he? Looks quality

Wahey, cat on the pitch in the Barca match

He is never going to score 20 goals in a season, with the right tactics I could see him get 10-12 a season

Don't think he is as bad as some are saying, he has some decent hold up play, looks fairly quick and strong BUT he has been massively isolated, he is not the kind of player that can create things out of nothing, he needs others around him rather than the vast spaces we currently have

Quality from Lukaku

"Thelt" speak English you cretin

"We need to fretten the goal with goals" genius

"You need to let the moment come to you " Fuck Off

Piss off Pardew

Piss off McManaman

Get in, only 47 more points to go

Yep, has certainly surpassed himself with that

Pardew is an utter prick, taking Perez off, ffs

It was a blatant yellow

Lol, like it's not going to be Taylor playing

Red card for Willo, oh no, what happens to the Willo routine

Have you heard them speak?

Needed to go for a Thierry Henry type finish there

Lovely from Moussa

Get De Jong on

Was Dummett wasn't it?

Decent pass from Dummett