Geordie Ahmed

So he had as many inept performances as he did good/class performances? That's just bullshit, unless you care to list the inept performances

Fuck, 1-0 Swansea

There is no way he can name 20 better players

Big fan of Mbemba BUT that goal is fully his fault, got the pass badly wrong, should have passed it onto Elliot's right foot rather than his left which is what I think he was trying to do

What is this madness? Intrigued to read the 20 names

I think he is fine where he is

Neymar taking the p*ss there 2 assists and 1 goal puts him a top both the assist and scoring league in La Liga. Suarez top of scorers list now with a hat-trick

Lush run from Neymar, sets it up for Rakitic to make it 4-0

Barca 3-0, Suarez, lush goal

Selling him at this stage of the season would be stupid, don't want him sold at any point BUT in out position it would be foolish

Looks like Cech is getting 3, Glen Johnson 2 and then a couple of Arsenal defenders on 1 each. Aye, Cech deserves it, was hoping Butland got something

Hoping Butland gets the bonus points

Cech saves them again, been class for them

Quality keeping from Cech

Also Anichebe is still getting games and he is shit

Managers picking players is a rubbish defence, considering plenty of crap players have racked up lots of appearances over the years, as a Newcastle fan the obvious one being Shola

Rooney scores, so undeserved

De Gea with a good save from Can

Good debut, not at all surprised, as he is clearly an upgrade on what we had in the middle. Hopefully Saivet can get to grips quickly, badly want Colback out of the team There was nowt in the incident, Valencia made a complete meal of it

Nah, we still would have focused on him because he is shit, you always look at the crap players as that is an obvious way to improve just as Danny Simpson was shit He will stand out even more now because Shelvey will be everything this guy wishes he was

He is consistent at being crap, that's it

His game is impressive and long term I can easily see him scoring 15-20 goals a season BUT at the moment the goals are not quite happening, still it's good that he is at least having chances and the goals will eventually come. We still need to sign another striker because an injury to him would be horrific as he is crucial to how we play

I assume Hennessey can kick further than the other keepers?

I'm not surprised he has hung his keeper out to dry, his entire game plan relies on getting the first goal and his keeper spoilt that I'm loving this, suddenly those that were asking me earlier if I was missing him are silent, divvies

Over? Well that was easy . . . . . .