Geordie Ahmed

Adam is so shit

You reckon the guy with the Di Canio tattoo is regretting it yet?

Pedro hat trick Quality goal, Neymar did well

Easily our most consistent player this season Happy for him because he was wrongly dropped last season and lots of people doubted whether he was good enough

Awful, typical of us

Tiote you numpty

Should have went with his left foot

Remy wat

We don't even look like scoring

Hatem has been poor in this half

Though it means Hull will open us up with even more ease now

A very attacking sub, good stuff

wtf was that cabaye

ffs

Messi gets his hat-trick

Quality cross from Neymar, just needs to start scoring now

Awful from Swansea

Nice one

Now watch Real take the lead Guess not

Now watch Real take the lead

Messi scores, assist for Neymar

Lush pass from Zlatan, Matuidi scores

Paolo Di Canio is a selfish prick that loves making it all about him Don't want him anywhere near such a fantastic cause

Good play from Sammy, then Berahino misses a great chance

Sammy coming on for the U21's