Geordie Ahmed

Neither do i, nor I suspect does anyone else They can't cope with the pasting we gave them and are now resorting to making up shite to try to make themselves feel better

Adam Campbell in the England U16 Squad to face Northern Ireland tonight - the match is on Sky Sports 2, 7:35pm

I bet they wish Darren Bent hadnt scored

They are bunch of stupid c***s - the win has proper f***ed them up They still go on about 2-1 (well not now) and they think we are obsessed for still talking about OUTCLASSING them only a few days ago

I never thought I would say this BUT I like Shola now - he has largely been shit for us and has been a frustrating player BUT you can kinda forget all that as we stuff the mackems

It's proper mint the effect the thumping has had on them - I love how they have reacted, the sensible thing to do would have been for them to accept they were stuffed and all their pre-match hoopla was full of turd, they have went into denial mode and blamed the ref, our style of play, justin lockwood, the cops etc etc etc All that matters is 5under1and

steve bruce was not born in newcastle. this is a myth spread by the media and based largely on him living in wallsend as a child. he was born in a town near newcastle in northumberland. on the geordie subject. if you arent born on tyneside you cant claim to be a geordie imo. thats why calling someone who isnt a geordie an "honourary geordie" is such a great compliment. Im not sure I really agree cos Sir Bobby Robson (may he R.I.P) wasnt born on Tyneside and he was a Geordie

Seen Lovenkrands in Tesco (Kingston Park)

Reserves lost 2-1 away to Wigan McLaughlin scoring for us S Taylor played 63 mins

Its been belter reading RTG the last couple of days - some right mongs on there

I thought it was class - he might grow up to be a charva and steal pop from Asda BUT then again he might not, he is just a very confident 8 year old and he had a laugh and it seemed to piss off the mackems, that can only be a good thing

Simpson played well yesterday BUT I still dont rate him - we need Steven Taylor back asap

His passing is fine - keep it simple The sheer frustration when Nicky Butt attempted a Pirlo type pass and failed miserably, dont want that happening :facepalm:

Not really - apart from the Wigan match he has looked okay on the foul front 1 yellow card in 5 matches

have to say i was all for Krul being number 1 but seeing Krul in a run of premiership games he is not ready for it yet IMO , his kicking with his right foot needs a lot of work. Hes not done a lot wrong and made no howlers but id like to see him get a loan run somewere but cant see that happening this season. I hate Harper but to say krul has made no howlers is being a bit generous mind. He didn't cover himself in glory for Wigans goals last week and last night was too busy waving at the linesman appealing for offside rather than attempting to either cut out the cross to Cole or attempting to save from Cole. He was all over the shop in the 1st 20 minutes last night but settled down a bit and did command his area pretty well. Couldn't really judge his 2nd half performance as we were so on top i honestly can't remember him even touching the ball in the 2nd half. I argued this with people at the time but should Krul have come out for the first goal? I felt he done the right thing considering there were 2 defenders already attempting to cover the opponents. Which one? Wigan? If so then yes i think he should. No mate, Cole's goal yesterday. It would have been nice yesterday if he'd actually made an attempt to do something for their goal rather than just wave at the linesman appealing for offside. he stopped playing, he should have at least attempted to cut out the cross to Cole. Collocinni and Jose didn't cover themselves in glory tracking Cole back (collocinni just ambled back) but i thought Krul should have played to the whistle and at least tried to do something about the situation. Dont really agree with that cos if he was off his line and Piquionne shot went in the near post then he would have been blasted (and rightly so) The first goal was the defenders fault

That stomp run was brilliant ;D

Brilliant win - started off badly, West Ham were the better side BUT after they scored we dominated the game The standout players were Joey, Jose and Tiote - quality performance from them

Last week was his worst game for us, he was only average compared to the usual mint performances he was putting in BUT more importantly it was still better than what Smith would have mustered up

His crossing could have been a bit better BUT other than that he was class as usual - him and Tiote are confident and cool as owt

He was brilliant today - solid as anything and very rarely loses the ball :clap:

He did win the ball a few times BUT he conceded a lot of fouls - was surprised the ref didnt book him earlier

I thought he had an average game yesterday, gave away lots of fouls BUT he was still better than what Smith usally did so happy days

Raylor, Simpson and Perch are all shite BUT Raylor is the least shite of them - also he offers us something with his crossing The sooner Saylor is back the better

I would not start with Lovenkrands I would stick with 4-5-1 as we have done well with that away from home - would have Tiote, Barton and Guthrie in the middle

Certainly gave us a lift when he came on - did well