Waddles mullet

That’s Burnsie the Alien shagger

I think it’s looking obvious he’s getting fed some snippets

The new fans liaison officer is looking confident

Best players? He cost next to nowt and fans hated him for most of the time here, hence his celebration. Mind we might get next to nowt in the transfer funds ?

I think fatty has to sell this time

I would imagine by the end of this week we know about takeover or not as Ashley has assets to sell.

Arteta starting to pick up in exchanges not by much but down to 2-1

What a numpty ?

Ask a silly question ?

What was the Odin farce?

Yep, but don’t ask me next week.

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#nufc are still in discussions for Nicolai Jorgensen of Feyenoord but the funds have been approved by the owner. Big couple of days ahead for the board now. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It’s been photoshopped with that or Staveley is 7ft 2 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[emoji849] https://t.co/VUJobw7mmV Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

He’s a free agent 35 years old. Obviously working at the French oven, grainger market. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Bloke on twitter posted this and a photo. Cédric Carrasso who is a Bordeaux player (GK) is on the same flight as me back to Newcastle from Paris #nufc Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Galloway going to Sunderland that’s why agent on way to Newcastle station Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

https://twitter.com/Blazze71/status/881643930953109509/photo/1 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

The English Newcastle has reached an agreement with the Recreativo de Huelva to incorporate the youth attacker Juan Jesus Núñez Cumbrera 'Juanito', EFE sources told the club onubense. 'Juanito' is an attacking and high-profile footballer who will try his luck in English football after graduating from the lower ranks of the Huelva team. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Sterry going to Coventry apparently Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Started out looking like the second coming of lovenkrands, looked like a handy squad player. Pardew absolutely wrecked him trying to make him a defensive left winger and central mid. Looks completely lost and clueless now. Never liked the hate as like you said I think he has tried his best but was let down by his coaching team. Certainly think he is close to a lost cause but if anyone can find something in him it's rafa. Totally agree Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I will go in goal Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Gent's goalkeeper Matz Sels Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Howay Lads, Before you stock up on tinned goods, £ is back up to fractionally under its mid-June lows v the € and still some way above its February lows Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk