Steggy

I heard from a very reliable source that this is bollocks. And you my friends, have been whooshy whooshed by the Steggatron.

Heard from a very reliable source (always rights about these sort of things), that Hodgson wants to come and manage at the toon and is in talks with Ashley next week. Says he always liked Newcastle and wanted to follow in Sir Bobbys footsteps.

imagine if that happened at SJP. He'd be as dead as a man who's been shot in the face with a shotgun multiple times after having somebody rap barbed wire around his cock, whilst being doused in petrol and set on fire at the same time. Thats how dead he'd be.

Eaxctly - Barca got it all wrong for first 80 minutes. All they did was pass the bacll back and forth about 40 yards out with no penetration and no forward movement. All Inter had to do was keep shuffling the cover on the ball carrier and close the lanes which they did very well. I thought Barca had the entirely wrong game plan - passing with no movement was clearly going no-where. In the end Inter's 90 minutes in Milan beat Barca's 10 minutes at Camp Nou. For real?

I like that alot. Also, why the fucking fuck is our shirt not out yet? And dont give me some shit about volcanoes.

Michael Owen. Tim motherfucking Cahill is unreal in the air

Is that not pretty much bang on what we've got atm? I don't really know as i don't own one but i'm pretty sure it looked something like that with a few minor changes.

Biggest cunt in footall by some distance. I used to think some people went over the top with their hatred for Phil Brown, now i feel like a fool.

These two got me :lol:

this. the first chant was funny,after that it was crap. on a day when we are supposed to be celebrating we'll spend a large portion of it shouting about others. Hi Madras, your so cool. Cus youre old and everything you don't need to abuse anybody, your too cool and old and mature. Get involved and stop being a faggot-w***. or is it too crigeworthy? After all, you area a golden oldie. nah your right. it's probably just cos i'm so cool. i knew you'd come to your senses. Cool as fucking fuck. I heard that you're so cool you don't even put capitals where they should be.

this. the first chant was funny,after that it was crap. on a day when we are supposed to be celebrating we'll spend a large portion of it shouting about others. Hi Madras, your so cool. Cus youre old and everything you don't need to abuse anybody, your too cool and old and mature. Get involved and stop being a faggot-wank. or is it too crigeworthy? After all, you area a golden oldie.

Bet you fucking haven't you lying cunt.

Yah quite a few facebook status' saying that on my home page, which we all know is a extremely reliable source.

On the left in the Toon top man. Its a lass. I'm not 100% like, should have a poll. Got really manly features No idea about his/her gender, but i'll tell you what. He/she is fucking loving it.

Villa away. So we can rub our slimey shit in their smug faces. Still think their cunts from last year.

I've got a little indian mate who's a Spurs fan and he's been releasing large quantities of semen into his pants since the start of the season over Gareth Bale. Says he's been fucking amazing.

Haven't seen much of Higuain but every time i have he's looked unbelilevably shit. Can someone like VI who sees him on a regular basis confirm that he is infact, always shit or just when i'm watching?

That, my friend, is an absolutely unreal goal. UNREAL.

He's a vile c***. I hope one of our players ends his career when they get promoted after what he did to Arteta. What did he do to arteta? Did him with a blow to the head that left him flat on his back having convulsions on the pitch, had to wear a neck brace etc. Pretty sure it was him anyway. He was definitely the one who spat in McFadden's face and at Duncan Ferguson. Big Dunc wasn't happy. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/iamlimbo/3706a8c2.jpg Look at the little dickhead, you can tell from his body language that he is absolutley bricking it.

Don't you just love it Yorkie? Don't you just love saying 'absolutley' loads and loads and loads.

This.

Peterboro. Fucking hope so anyway.

Closet mackem.

absolutley fucking hope its peteboro as i'll be there, wouldnt mind reading or blackpool either.

He did that when i went with a mate to see Watford at WHL, kept looking over and clapping at songs about him. He scored later to get his own back though.