Steggy

Shola's no better than Carroll tbh. Did you miss the beginning of this season? No, And I've watched Newcastle for years. Don't let a pen and a couple of goals against a crap team mislead you. He scored as many goals in the first part of this season as Carroll scored in his entire career. Ratios mate, ratios.

Yeah, or maybe even the fact that he's a striker.

MARLON HAREWOOD DU DU DU DU! MARLON HAREWOOD DU DU DU DU!

That slag on Five live. I don't even know who she is but i know i could happily batter the fuck out of her dirty face with my new spade.

My friend is really hairy and i think that sometimes he looks a little bit like a bear.

Will probably get a ban after his antics yesterday though. That player who celebrated in front of the fans while they were fighting in that West Ham v Millwall game wasn't punished was he? didnt neville get a ban when he did a similar (but not actually as bad) thing against liverpool? £5000 fine IIRC.

Lampards probably my favourite footballer. The way he can turn a game on its head with moments of brilliance. He takes so much abuse from nearly evey set of fans he comes up against, but still gets his head down and performs week in week out for Chelsea. When that dickhead off the radio had a pop at him for some sort of personal reason, he rung up and put the prick in his place, he went up in my estimation. Also, like the time he played 5 days or something after his mum died, its shows how good a proffesional he is, some of the despicable s***-heads playing for our club could take a leaf out of Lampards book. Got a f***ing good strike on him aswell. Fucking quality footballer, world class.

The Lee Stewart threads were the funniest things i've ever read on here.

I get sickened by people who think anyone from La Liga is great. Most of us had herd of Colo & told you he was s**** but you wouldn't have any of that either. Back in the real world didn't most fans after the West Brom game wanted unknown foreigner in Krul to start in front of local boy Harper. Your mint. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/3/5516949_ff2e398700.jpg ?

Yeah you're right now i look at it again.

My word your a hairy fella. Is this you by any chance? http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5932785,00.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/philbrownsing595.jpg Is there anyone oh here who can look at this picture without grabbing the nearest weapon, and making for the door, before convincing yourself its a bad idea? :duff:

Nick butt, in a weird way, reminds me of Gandalf. http://img.skysports.com/08/01/218x298/Nicky_Butt_625818.jpg http://kellykangblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/gandalf.jpg

Whatever Babatunde wants to say, Oba's clearly not 24 here. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2250/1934568609_50969a915d.jpg

Are you trying to imply that they are some sort of ape? Racist motherfucker.

I think hes trying to say Ashleys been the one messing up our club somehow?? If only we had seen it.... Fuck! I was wondering why he's been faffing around with Kinnear and Hughton all this time.

We will wank all over them. 6-2. They will go 2-0 up. But we will still wank all over them.

Apparently this guy is the captain of their "Under 16's". http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PSI1L9Db3wQ/SKBoanCjNxI/AAAAAAAAXHA/H6WYjBN3lMg/s400/mohammedbello.jpg

Pretty much every single set of fans will try and 'influence' the ref when decisions aren't going their way.

I think its open for the weekends but not 100%

2-6 to us. They will go 2-0 up with an early goal in the 8th minute. Ryan Taylor will be at fault. Jonathan Greening will be the scorer. Then Saylor will give away a penalty in the 23rd minute, resulting in a red card too. Harper saves the penalty but the rebound is bundled in by Simon Cox. Journalist up in the coporate seats will be wanking themsleves off at the sight of Newcastle United being raped by West Brom. Chris Hughton gives a demon half time pep talk, the kind that makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up, you know. Shola is brought on and rampantly rapes the Albion team for 45 minutes straight, scoring all 6 goals. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SHOLA AMEOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" echoes from the away end of the Hawthornes as 2800 geordies attempt to replicate 'the Ameobi'.

Fucking retards. At the end of the day, footballs just a game and to wish anybody death over it is frankly disgraceful.

What are they going to do with all the shirts when the Reading game comes around?

Don't think he'll be missed too much tbh. He was generally a grumpy, stroppy bastard with a shite attitude. Couldn't finish, didn't have a scrappy doo about how to use his pace. He was clumsier than a giraffe on rollerskates with a plastic bag over his head.