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Howe: Attention to detail Bruce: Big fat whale

Howe: Tactics Bruce: Tic tacs

Someone like Lamptey could be a decent back up. He's not getting much of a game at Birghton but if we could get his fitness and injury record we could drip him into the first team when Trippier needs rotated while also providing a threat with his pace

Would love MacAllister here

Aren't many bigger cunts in football than Ashley Barnes

He's 6ft 3 but jumps 5ft 6

We'd already used our blocks of 3 subs

We'd already used our 3 subs so he shouldn't have been warming up either. He was only there to try and give Schar an energy pack

Boubacar Traore eliminated from the Royal Rumble there

Moyes has credit in the bank but West Ham are really struggling

Embarrassing Norway didn't qualify for the World up with Haaland and Odegaard

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63523923 Bit of an odd comment I think. We had luch a lower base to start from to try and attract players and staff

Incredible player

Brilliant again. He's only 23

Superb again

Our pressing is so great to watch. There's clearly a trigger when the ball goes to one of the defenders and we all press together as a team and usually win the ball back. It's so alien to anything I can remember supporting Newcastle

What a performance and what a team we have Kudos to the playing and coaching staff. Incredible

Broja isn't a winger like

I hate VAR but surely people can't be saying that handball was definitely a penalty Came to a good decision in the end I thought

Yeah it's odd

That Garnacho looks class tbf

And Saka

Really forgettable game. Don't think anyone stood out particularly for either team