Jill

Absolutely fine with a dry event, in fact it's preferable for me personally, but not when said event sounds shit.

My interest in this has reduced dramatically.

His mam has been celebrating with the rest of us.

We've won a fucking cup

EIGHT

How does it feel to be in Eddie Howe's shoes? How does it feel to be in my fucking kegs mate.

I need an adult.

That last ITV ad break nearly caused a fight when we thought someone had sat on the remote.

Nervous poos: 2 Nervous walk: 5 miles Nervous chocolate bars: 1

Will be under a weighted blanket on the sofa with my teddy for comfort.

What's the allowed gap between magpies for 2 to be lucky? I went for a walk and saw one magpie, then slipped over, then saw another. Did my slip count as the bad luck from the first and I'm back to 1 magpie, or did I see 2 and I'm just clumsy?

Nerves well and truly kicking in now.

Phew. I'm going to attempt to forget everything about that other than the 3 points.

Bruno looking how I feel.

I like the Barnes that's turned up today.

Our performance has moved up from the limp handshake level.

Balls towards/into the box are flat as fuck so far.

Oh lord.

2-0 win incoming. Livramento and Barnes.

I've had an absolute horror day at work today so this is either going to send me off a cliff or fix my mood. No pressure lads.

I'm a no mate, thanks for checking. I'll stay in the chat though and try to catch up with you all earlier in the day.

I expect us to lose, but the blind hope always creeps in closer to the time. I just really hope we at least make a good attempt to make a game of it. I can cope with losing to a better side (which they obviously are) but the manner of some of our defeats have been so self-inflicted it leads to a fairly depressing feeling.

Well that was grimly predictable

Backed the wrong horse watching the lads.

If we're going to lose can we please do so in ET. I can't bear to see the level of penalty we may serve up today.