Jill

I fancy Haris to score.

Thought he was going to go all Partridge and get someone up to hack down in a demonstration. Lustig is a great name. Das ist lustig, ja.

Same here. Usually guarantees we concede early on too.

Not so bad when I'm at work, but when I'm off like this Christmas, it's fucking torture. All I've thought about since I got up at 11am is the match at 7:45 Same

The thread bump scared me a bit like.

I've only got £1 in my Paddy Power account so stuck it on us to win @ 6.5. I'm rooting for Pilko's Williamson bet though, I love a random GS bet.

I'm going to confidently predict we'll win 2-1.

Dream Team That was amazing.

Urgh.

£1 - Newcastle 1-0 £1 - Colo anytime £2 - City/Inter/Arsenal/Lazio - not really sure why I've done this

Honestly never given it a second thought, but I've always lent my ticket to blokes and they've never had bother getting in. Edit - 2-0 win.

I didn't chat to anyone but saw a few famous faces. Got the lift up with Lovenkrands, his misses and kids. Saw Beardsley, Dabizas, Mick Martin, Beresford and Shearer. Nah I didn't enter owt, they just pick a member at random.

http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/171211a.jpg Worst photo ever, but my name in lights.

Disappointing game, they were there for the taking. Nice to mingle with the rich and famous though.

It's that 'Member of the Match' thing that they've had on the advertising boards at half time all season. http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/News/Blogs/ClubMembers/0,,10278~2432766,00.html Never even heard of it. I'm well out the loop. So much for the one week notice like.

Like I said I'm paranoid. It's registered at my mam's address anyway and she's recently had a bereavement in the family so I'm just trying to avoid any trouble. I'm not that arsed about the prize anyway, if nowt shows up I'll just go to the match as usual then on to my Christmas do!

If it's legit, they have my address on system so there'll be no problem.

I'm paranoid about scams. It was some random mobile number. Fuck knows what I get. They'll have to deliver it sharpish to arrive by Saturday though.

He asked for my address, said I never gave out personal details on the phone and it would already be on their records. I'll be amazed if anything shows up.

Allegedly I get my name on the LED screens and directors box passes on Saturday.

Amazing legacy.

I will later. The calls are recorded here so I never make personal calls and I can't be chewed to go outside and use my mobile.

Dunno, I'm at work so not bothering to ring.

I've received the following text: Hello. This is Newcastle United. Your name has been chosen to win a prize. Please can you call me on this number. Thanks. Ollie

That sounds dreadful for Fletcher.