Jill

Mine's quicker than when I was at the gym earlier. Buried

Pen

Obertan to get the equaliser.

If we win I promise to use 'marmite motorway' in a sentence at work tomorrow.

No, go to bed.

No offence but fuck off back upstairs.

Jesus fuck.

No heart in that goal like.

WE GOT SAMMY AMMY AMMY AMMY OBI ON THE WING ON THE WING

Aye.

I predict a 2-0 win.

Good stuff.

I was coming back from somewhere on the train and asked my mate to text me updates. She sent me 1-0 GRIFFIN and that was it. I announced it to the train and then immediately started worrying that she was taking the piss.

You got me.

That could be a p*ssed up me, tbh. I have an annoying habit of shouting HIT IT ... HIT IT ... HIT IT! (He then hits it) .. Should've took a touch.

A whopping £9 win. My first in a while.

Reet, off in a few minutes. Howay the lads!!

Last pre-match pint.

Crikey.

I saw people about with Toon shirts & scarves at half 9 this morning looking proud as punch.

I love him more with each thing I read about him.

.. at the Malmaison with all his chicks while we sit and wait at the Forth.