Jill

Someone on my Facebook has just seen Beardsley at Gormans getting fish & chips.

I was on the max ages ago, your light weight. I'm replenishing fluids after the gym.

They don't seem in any hurry to tell us what's actually happening in the game.

Tonight's refreshment: apple & blackcurrant juice - moving on shortly to the hard stuff: PEPSI MAX

Howay the fucking lads.

Hate these, really hope we spank them.

It's better than nothing but I'm so bad at actually listening to the radio that I always seem to miss important things. It's always there in the background but suddenly there'll be raised/excited voices and I start paying attention to work out what I've missed.

Coincidence? Brilliant.

Own up, who scared him off?

Canny read that. I like to think I'd play it cool in that situation but I'd probably be drooling all over the shop.

Not confident about this at all, I hate these lot and we're probably due a loss.

I'm going to do a wee if Sammy scores.

Good lord.

Pleased I didn't go out for this, I'd be on my way to getting mortal.

Brilliant stuff

Best

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me... Time after time

Jon's shaking, and that's with rage not epilepsy.

Dunno where to watch this like. Who's inviting me round?

I might try and get one for being apoplectic.

Only skim read but seems pretty much as I expected. Still think the question re standing was worded terribly.

I think it's one of the phrases used to teach English. Edit.. which someone already said above.

Was that when we started playing "Medal" aka the entrance music of wrestler Kurt Angle? That was awful, I was looking around desperate not to be the only person to recognise it.

I'm not normally one for being overly sentimental, but I've had my season ticket since 2001 and this is the first season I haven't been able to see the NEWCASTLE UNITED sign. Always loved being able to look across at that with the city in the background from L7.