Jill

Happy enough with a point.

Gateshead.

Leon Worst to equalise in the 93rd minute.

Time for an unlikely hero to step up and make it 2-2.

Fuckety fuck.

Hopefully Butt will inject some pace into the game.

Need a twatting goal man.

Any dip for those Doritos?

We are dogshit.

Thank fuck for that Harper.

Kinellman.

Colo

I'm gonna stalk Carroll with a pair of scissors and cut that fucking hair off myself.

It's never been on. This one is someone else's fault. Double Decker? Pom Bears? Make a change ffs! I can do Double Decker/Wispa/mini can of Coke/shot of gin.. erm... those are probably my only options. Oh, but I have changed out of my red & white socks.

It's never been on. This one is someone else's fault.

I want to listen. We always lose when I put the radio on though.

Ok, my radio is staying switched off. I've just realised I've got red and white socks on though.

All I remember is all the smog coming into the ground in the 2nd half. Nice weather on Teesside btw http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/smog.jpg http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/smog2.jpg http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/smog3.jpg

Wish I was going to this. I feel owed a good game by this fixture as I went last season and after the match couldn't remember a single thing that had happened.

I found the 01/02 and 02/03 DVDs at my mam's the other day so brought them home. Might whack one on in a bit, but I don't know if it'll just end up depressing me.

Swore I'd never go in the home end again after stomaching a match at the mackems years ago, was awful.