Jill

Since I don't drink anymore I'm about to eat my nerves in the form of cookies and donuts.

Changed channel to basketball, not going much better for my team. Darts it is.

What the fuck

I should've stayed in the bath. Maybe just blissfully slipped under.

Just the fixture I need when I'm feeling grim as fuck about being back to work tomorrow.

I'm sad to have sold my ticket for this, love a boxing day match. Bloody families eh.

Such an air of grim predictability about this after the CL.

Can we have fans take the pens

FFS

I am not enjoying this in the slightest.

It all went a bit Newcastle in the end. Disappointed but not surprised.

It's bloody ages since I've been to a midweek evening game. The late night is bothering me so it better be worth it.

That was coming.

Grim all round.

Come on laaaaaadddsssssss hang in there.

I don't actually know how I'm still alive.

It's feasibly left the atmosphere.

Remind me why I was so keen to be in this competition.

Eeeeee

I don't think I'm going to enjoy this.

I was born a bit too early to take advantage of the growth of girls' football - it wasn't an option all my way through school apart from the occasional after school club that never really gained traction. Joined a Sunday team at around 13 for a few years and was never as good as I thought/hoped I was. Mostly played centre/right back at first until they realised I had pace and stuck me on the wing. I had a stinking attitude as well but grabbed a few goals and was captain on the odd occasion. Team was shit but I enjoyed it until it started becoming more serious when a new coach joined. Or that's what I said at the same, looking back I actually think I bottled it entirely as some of the new girls who joined were far better than me.

I didn't protest when the family wanted to play charades after the second goal.

I've got one that I've never used in the 3 years I've lived here.

Phew!!

This is deeply uncomfortable