Super Duper Branko Strupar

Weak

Awful, awful defending.

Scenes

Most lucrative business of the past 5 years being a therapist for creepy men.

See he's gone down the "now in therapy" defence.

Brighton 1-1 Man Utd Palace 2-0 West Ham Fulham 1-1 Leicester Man City 3-0 Ipswich Southampton 1-2 Forest Spurs 2-0 Everton Villa 1-2 Arsenal Bournemouth 1-2 Newcastle Wolves 1-2 Chelsea Liverpool 2-0 Brentford

Drive with Jermaine Jenas and Jermaine Pennant. Christ

Just seen Chelsea are looking to jettison Chilwell. Injuries are a concern Id imagine, but its not like Cucurella has been that great for them. Smells a lot like Boehly trying to justify his mad spending.

So bad

Who's on co-comms?

Maresca's going to struggle to get a tune out of these, mind. Far too many players way off their best, it's going to require an epic coaching job to get them playing as a cohesive unit. Add to that he's been hired as a yes man who will have certain expectations. He'll probably be gone by February.

Stuff like that is why Jackson isnt good enough.

I hope they at least reduce the ban. 3 games for that is madness.

Should've cashed in on him this summer at peak value. Mandy giving him a new contract, there's a reason she's been kicked out.

Gameweek 1 Man United - Fulham Ipswich 0-2 Liverpool Arsenal 2-1 Wolves Everton 1-1 Brighton Newcastle 3-0 Southampton Forest 2-1 Bournemouth West Ham 2-2 Villa Brentford 1-2 Palace Chelsea 1-1 Man City Leicester 1-2 Spurs

They need neither

I hope for your sake Chelsea draw a blank.

Diallo's been awful

Liverpool fans expect Jota to start and are generally on the Quansah train over Konate. I was hoping they'd start Gakpo up front as he's decent price and their fixtures are very kind.

Think Im happy to start with this. I have 2.5m to play with should I need to make any big changes.

Theyve got a very kind first 7 games. I imagne it will.