Super Duper Branko Strupar

That Fernandes goal. Wow

Hoof, pull, dive, pen. Disco will love that goal.

Oof, De Bruyne.

Fuck off Pep.

Urgh

FFS Leeds. Why they've just bought another "forward" is beyond me, they desperately need a proper goalscorer. Bamford seems done.

Another good singing. He was wasted on Gerrard, but not surprised Emery seems intent on persevering, looks like he's a guaranteed starter atm.

Ooh look at me, I said he was good first. Pathetic.

He only cost Leeds £3.8m apparently. Had full international caps already as well. Crazy signing.

Ive only seen him play like 4 times and Ive already decided Gnonto is going to be absolutely mint.

What a save, still needs to be scoring mind

That's the kind of central midfielder I'd like us to be going for, rather than someone to play higher up. He can get up and down as well, good passer and a good shot on him, so I dont think he'd just "sit". Him, Bruno and Joelinton would be unreal.

Yes please!

Sacked off Cancelo

The epitome of the fact that you dont have to be clever to be rich

Was thinking about this earlier, I wouldnt get fined or banned from my work for it, so why should he. But then there are other considerations so I reckon the gesture from club and player is there to make a greater point, which I cant argue with.

Fantastic

Seriously?

Its 0 in Croatia.

Draw would be better for us, Fulham are a bigger threat to our league position than Chelsea.

Chelsea

Bare forwards. Harrision, Gnonto, Summerville, Sinisterra, Aaronson, Greenwood, now this guy.

Bugger.

Time to bin Cancelo I reckon ,but with double gameweek you know Pep will be a dick. Was thinking Stones but he's only 75% chance. Akanji or Ake next. Would Pep play Lewis both games?

Holy shit I knew we'd been bad but I didnt know we'd been that bad. 8 teams?!