Super Duper Branko Strupar

46 but should be 59 after bonus points are added. Martinelli, Dunk and Sanchez to play.

Got the fear today after a banging night?

Why'd you bring Perisic on for 6 minutes you 'Mother still cuts your hair' spoilt fucking brat?!

After Murphy lost it, then failed to get anywhere near the tackle, where did he go...?

I had replaced him with Isak momentarily last night but then decided not to and kept the transfer in the bag for 2 next week.

So far behind

Miggy has to stop doing that.

How the fuck

Going to be an infuriating 90mins

Mint

A bit gutted he's no longer good enough to play for us, tbh. He's been so good for us in the past. Big fan of his and wish him all the best.

8. Our starting 11 is two better players off being the best Newcastle side on paper I've seen in nearly 2 decades. 12 months ago that was 10 players. This window I would have liked 1 more ideally, either RW or CM. Both would have been dreamland. The Isak transfer gets me very hard indeed.

Aye canny

Please. Pleease. Pleeeaaaase... Lets make some.

It's like a God complex mixed with a persecution complex. They're a strange collective.

So weird.

Gerrard just casually throwing his defenders under the bus post match So fucking glad we didnt go for him. What a stupid arse.

Thumb up my bum

Of course I transferred in Dunk this week...

Not prolific is being kind

Bournemouth fans broadly seem to be happy he's gone going off their forum at least. Didnt like his attitude generally and shit jumpers. Sound switched on. What you think @cherryred

@Rich

Jeez why dont you just marry him

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