Super Duper Branko Strupar

For all of De Gea's shithousery he's not getting anywhere near any of them.

Fluke Shaw

Marcus Gashford.

lerl

The fucking worst chant in football.

Lindelof is so soft.

Oh dear

Yeah

Savage: "Drives it wide, doesnt he." Insight.

Yeah there'll be a cut.

That's fair about form. I suppose I just don't see the point in having far too many players for a certain position form or not, cos they wont all play. And why leave yourself potentially under represented in another position to take far to many form players for 1 or 2? Just doesnt really seem all that thoughtful imo. Southgate all over.

Christ Ive just seen Aaron fucking Ramsdale in there Weren't we meant to be spoilt for choice for top class keepers?

No doubt he's been slow to get back after injury and form at the end hasnt been paticularly good, but he gives you a different option to Lingard, who will be behind Foden, Grealish, Rashford, Sako, Sancho & Sterling. Probably Greenwood. That's 7 players who are likely to play either side of the man up top. Lingard makes 8. Maddison can at least play a bit further behind and use his technique to create something from deeper. In that squad there's only really Mount and Ward Prowse to do that as it stands. If you think Rice, Henderson, Bellingham and Phillips are likely to be playing in front of the defence.

Also absolutely no need for Lingard to be going ahead of Maddison. Fair play he's done well at West Ham but there are 6/7 players in that provisional squad that all get in his position ahead of him.

This is why I dont rate Southgate. The 4 right backs is insane, but if you absolutely must have 4 for versatility, why do you not put the best performing and best defender out of the lot of them in there with Wan BIssaka? Talk about playing one of them right hand side of a 3, Reece James is not your man. Neither is Walker really. If you want two wing playing RBs, fine, but 4 is insane. I know he has played Walker right of a back 3 but WB is clearly the better defender. Trippier, TAA, Reece James and Walker just arent anywhere near different enough to justify all 4 of them. 3 and Wan Bissaka would still be insane but it'd make more sense at least.

This is beeaaauutiful.

Worst thread of the season: Newcastle United Season Review 2020/21 Worst thread starter of the season: joeyt

What was the decider in that instance? Penis size. Samp's mate won with 4.5".

Finished 32nd in this. Mid table mediocrity as usual.

Awful final day of results. Liverpool 3rd and us 12th is rank.

Sexy fucker.

Neel will be on his knees at this performance.

"Run around a bit in that part of the pitch there. And then run around a bit in that part of the pitch there. Remember to get the ball and pass it. And run around a bit more. Okay? Good lad off you go"

Howay Palace man you set of complete non entities.

Madness