Super Duper Branko Strupar

That is quite ridiculous. He is a great asset for Carroll, he'll score in the box and get assists. Can't see how you'd start Ranger or Best above him.

Robbie Savage is a cunt http://www.twitvid.com/XLH81 http://plixi.com/p/60299009

People saying they were shocked that Kevin Davies didn't make the England squad......

Ian Wright

Aye, even though I've been calling for Johnson on the left. I reckon you're right there.

How the fuck Johnson doesn't start is beyond me! It should be him and Downing on the flanks, for me.Downing has been great past couple of games. His crosses last week were fucking terrific!!!

Who the fuck wrote that balls. That gets more unbearable to read the further you get down.

I hop he gets some decent service from the flanks. He'll run his arse ragged tomorrow night regardless, like. Hope Capello starts Johnson on the left, should serve up some quality wor lad.

You carrying your racism from the Lush Lasses thread over here Kaizero... Dispicable

I' sure Messi is man enough to admit you don't back out of a bet. If anyone is a montser it's Messi for making such an outrageous statement in the first place. He can't change his mind now.

Rubbish. Johnson is far better defensively and not even in the same galaxy going forward. Wipe your mouth.... That fucking pedestal isn't high enough for my liking.

"No Carlos, I meant do you want to go the G-Spot, THE NIGHTCLUB!"

Aye, am reet Geordie me like

if teams are going to park the bus at sjp- i think Carroll needs to learn shearers trick of winning lots free kicks on the edge of the box. if we cant play through them- we will do it on set peices. Aye, spot on.

Rights

Didn't Wes Brown retire from International football?

Horrendous!

go crazy? DONT MIND IF I DO! http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ZNNijWnQGZd3GM:http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/cherry_pizza/simpsons/cap012.jpg&t=1

I can't have this still be angry at Cole, like. He was an absolute hero to me and I bubbled as a bairn when he left. Aye he went to Utd and sang at us but that's long gone. When its all said and done he helped establish us as top team in English football and inspired fans to believe we could be big time again. It was absolutely amazing watching that guy.

Does it make anyone else slightly well up to hear Andy Cole (A previous great Newcastle goalscoring AC) talk about us and Carroll being "a great Newcastle number 9 for years to come"?

"Have I seen Carroll in the shower? No, but me missus says its this big"

It was a definite red. He was pulling on him for a bit before he went down and it was a deliberate pull back to stop Ranger getting past and in towards goal. Whoever it was coming over from the centre would never have caught him. Red card by the letter of the law.

Disco's a floppy cock

Are you actually Craig Revel Horwood in real life?!