Super Duper Branko Strupar

I wouldn't put Birmingham or Stoke down as real relegation candidates, West Ham may get Babel but if they do they'll lose Cole and while I'm not happy about Wigan getting Cleverly at least they didn't get Ben Arfa! Aye but the rest of their team and their manager is sheeeeeite

Brum's were never going down

We have Ben Arfa!

"If we shout and change the colours to make them brighter and broadcast in HD this justify's removing it from Freeview and having to pay for a rolling 1 hour repeats channel! This really does matter! This really isn't just something lads sit in front of because theres nowt else on. Our pundits ARE world class!...SkySports News!!!!!!"

Middlesbrough Celtic at it again

that will happen,as will tiote for smith. its a question of whether to do it a week on saturday. should be done gradually Like anal. You're a braver man than I

I'd love a cheeky last minute bid for Behrami, maybe someone to come and buy Simpson off us minutes later as well.

Would make a lot of sense for all parties concerned

I would obviously like 1 or two quick loan deals to happen for us but I'm canny glad its dead to be honest. Means Sky can't claim they are giving you something worthwhile for the money you pay, when in fact we all know they are running out of extension strategies fast.

I'm guessing Saylor doesn't have many hopes for today

I'd take his daughter for half an hour or so

Fucking Viana. Always felt terrible for the lad. He seemed like a good hard working guy and never caught a break. I remember he had a second half against England and looked good. I got well excited for him. Shame

errrrrrrrrrrrm..... what?! Do you not remember? Nay... Any links?

errrrrrrrrrrrm..... what?!

I feel sorry for Raylor in a way. In no way do either of the RBs we've brought in possess more qualities and less frailties than he. If we can nail down his marking and tackling, help him learn to track a player and play him out of the game, then Im all for Raylor starting. His crossing, passing and shooting are great for us

Jonas is a strange one. He does well for us, obviously has his flaws in passing, shooting and crossing, but there's no denying he brings about goal scoring opportunities and his dribbling helps relive pressure and allw others to get up the pitch. We are also no where near as defensively frail down he left as we are the right (that may have a lot more to do with Enrique being infinitely better than Perch). On the other hand, if he replaces Nolan behind Carroll, can he get in the goal scoring positions Nolan can, and, failing that, can he provide more for Carroll. It'll be a big test of Hughton's know how getting Ben Arfa in and not losing the strengths we've grown to possess.

What's the crack with SSN disappearing from Freeview and Virgin? I remember last weekend before it came in, getting the message on Virgin saying 'SSN was being removed from Medium packages from 23rd'. Took it as a given it would mean Small too, but I still have it!

What's the point in only being able to hear Georgie Thompson

Fucking Pun-tastic Skirge. You deserve more credit for this one mind...

He's not even making the bench. Very poor move for him in my opinion. He needs to be playing more in order to be fit enough. That was never going to happen at Manure. He's just too much of a cock to move to a lower ranked club and play for them more consistently.

I like Merson in fairness, makes me laugh. Not that he's always right, but still... The likes of fucking Concord, Dowie, Jewell and the BBC's recent new 'crew' are so far up their own arses it makes it hard to watch. Stelling deserves an award for putting up with those tits week in week out

Custard pie all over his greedy little face! Yet another shit move for a player bailing on us.

Savage is a prize bell end like