Super Duper Branko Strupar

Correct David, you should have never been a manager. But mostly you should never have been a commentator

Sitting back too much now. Tiote is mega-mint though

Ameobi can't keep a hold of the ball! Get Carroll on to hold it up and he can run on.

Àh he looks OK

Another?

We need to have a go at their full backs if we get the ball. Both looked slow against Juve the toher night. Boateng was decent going forward, but both were shaky defensively.

He's unbelievably good like. Panic buy comes good.

Currently... Foster José Alex Clichy Arshavin Essien Barfa Nani Malouda Carroll Berbatov Tevez EDIT: I know that's one too many but I can't yet decide if I'm going to drop Barfa or Carroll for this week. Or who should be captain.

Aye but he was coming inside a lot last night, then switched up the left second half. Though when he moved to the left he seemed ineffective as Tevez was hogging the ball out there. They looked very thin down the right last night and over crowded at times on the left. I'd be thrilled if they lined up similar on Sunday. Not sure who's going to be left back for them like. There's talk about Lescott but he won't be fully match fit. if Milner play's he'll rip us apart mind. And if Tevez drifts left again Perch will get at least 1 yellow card because he can't seem to fucking tackle

Wonder Kid

quality goal

He's shocking as per

Harsh on Coleman although he would be at least 5 times better if he rid his mouth of marbles before commentating.

Tevez carries this team at times

a glance at best

wah wah waaaaah

Couple of injuries tonight would be nice

Aye, I'm thinking the same. Tevez, Rooney and Carroll are my strike force at the mo. May swap Rooney for Berba. Don't think Odemwingie will score many more. Can't afford Drogba. Torres is gash... Berba may be best choice, he'd better keep this form up. I'm putting Essien in as a matter or urgency. The little shit hot bastard

Well he's killed three people since I posted this. You make him sound like a murderer, it was only a car crash was it not?

Yep, Barfa for Nolan, Jonas on the left. never going to happen though We stop Tevez we stop the goals. Very defensively minded team apart from Tevez and a couple of others. And if Milner socres I'll be livid

How on earth is Dean Windass a football commentator? He spitting most of the fucking time, you can't understand a word he says!

In contrast I've had a good few weeks. 54th in this, 4th in other. How the fuck does Derbs do so well? He knows fuck all about football

I bloody hope they are

gay

Fucking useless set of wank cunts! Perch you fucking moron. Fucking score froma Delap throw. Fucking desperate!!