Super Duper Branko Strupar

Can't play Williamson every pre-season game, Campbell isn't fit, we have nobody else aside from young Tavernier. Pourquoi?

Not on the ball

Looking good for the lad. Im excited about what he can do for Carroll as well. Totally right about needing a better quality RB to help him out, someone he won't need to think about having to cover for all the time so he can concentrate on his game and get some support. Without knowing much I think Perch sounds better at this than either Simpson, Saylor or Ryalor. Don't know why he's been playing CB mind, kind of worries me.

If he's that desperate top come here over higher wages sign him up! If he has that kind of initial interest and mind-set he'd be a fucking riot here!

I don't think he is tbh. Easier on the eye, maybe. I disagree, but we might as well leave it at that I suppose. Please

Get on Barton

Jonas man!

It was a blatent penalty. Looked a clear pen to me tbh. Canny soft for a friendly like

Colo going for glory

Quite glad he missed. It was never a pen.

Too close to him. Not terrible, not great mind

Jonas

Nice tackle

I took a double take when I got to 'McDonalds'

Uwe Rosler

One in the hole?

Could be our Geovanni. Although we have pace on the wings for him to play with, a target man to play off, and a decent passer in the centre who might help his game even more. Can't see Guthrie starting ahead of nolan though... but yeah it's maybe not too bad. I think I would jizz if we got this boy. Really exciting player. hughton had the ball's to drop butt, despite being club captain last season, so he might do the same with nolan Nar, he won't like. He won't even drop Smith.

Man I'd love to see that little wizard in a Toon top! Fucking Ashley man. Its all a smoke-screen to make Spurs better. Redknapp nearly coming to us, then Spurs, Modric n'all. Its like he's using us as the scapegoat to why players managers leave, then says "actually, we don't want them," paving the way for them to go to Spurs, and Spurs get away blame free

And the PL trophy is magnificent! I've always loved it! http://lapremier.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/premier-league-trophy.jpg

I quite like it myself http://www.uefa.com/multimediafiles/photo/footballeurope/footballeurope/497029_mediumsquare.jpg

Have you seen the f***ing trophy mate. The players must leave their blood on the pitch in order to bring that thing back! I will cry like a baby if we don't bring that home. I hope they'll have a parade if we win it. Can you take it on the plane as hand luggage or will it cost extra with the extra weight? Would Ashley even fork out that extra to bring it home?

Finally gives a decent insight there... No one has a fucking clue what's going on