Ishmael

Walcott, awful

Another touch of class by Jack as Cleverly can't play a 5 yard pass.

Anyway, this Brazil team is rubbish. Neymar coming up against proper defenders and getting bitch-slapped all over the field.

Yep.

Oh my Jack I shit you not, there are Manchester Red fans who rate Cleverly higher

Walcott doing another one of those "I'm playing terribly so I'll feign injury" plays?

Wilshere is so so so so fucking good man. Best player on the pitch tonight. Wank over him everyone.

Shit ball in by Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrard.

STUNNING STOP.

Welbeck Wilshere so fucking good. Would have made a huge difference to our last big tournament failure. Could have got us an extra game.

"Such a good stop. He almost dives beyond the ball." "Brilliant by Joe Hart." If I'd have guessed left, I'd have saved it xshrug

Shouldn't be. Went the right way and the pen was awful.

Joe Hart reacting to the rebound in super slomo.

Shit pen is shit.

Nothing Wilshere could do about that.

Referee

Our wide forwards are offering nothing

Fucking awful loss of possession by Rooney when all he needed to do was return it to Wilshere. Tackle Jack lad

Sissoko would have carried that ball into the area and scored. Neymar is no Sissoko.

Cesar is a like a well oiled cat

Walcott is shit. Wilshere is our best offensive player. Fin.

Cabaye had a word (because Sagna has been the pits recently)

Tempted to start a "The France Thread"

Very much this. Of course, there will be plenty of people with a higher priority than myself - although Pilko should put in a word, cough cough - so I wont get my hopes up. Put me on the list regardless.

Heh, wear the red away kit.