Ishmael

Superb one touch passing from Brendan Rodgers's Man City side.

Get in.

There would be walking, yes.

Tiote

I don't know what to say.

40 is seen as realistically guaranteed safety. Hasn't there only been one occasion where a team has gone down with 40+ points?

Tiote back for the Spurs game then?

Goalkeeper

Well, not the freekick I wanted...

Hope Drogba screams this freekick into the net.

Tiote molesting Mikel

If he cares he will spend 2 hours a day after training practising striking the ball.

Oh look, Bale is fine.

All a bit silly.

Not as fast as Usain Bolt. Not as slow as Teddy Sheringham.

Who?

Williamson had an impressive run of form last season, where people were quiet right to consider his ability against Taylor's.

I expect him to be registered over Debuchy in order to give him game time.

Steven "Media Whore" Taylor.

Involved in most of our most threatening moves today, always taking the ball forward with passes and dribbling. Very impressed.

Probably done both.

Terry lunging in for revenge was exactly what I expected to happen.

We can't have it all.

Continue where we left off, add a sprinkle of Hatem and Tiote, and we take 12 points.

Taylor used his balls - the crazy bastard.