Ishmael

Cisse spinning and dumping the lunging Chelsea defender on the floor was class.

Sissoko and Gouffran you absolute LEGENDS.

If he does this I'll cry. I'll just switch off and do my best to forget about the game.

And we are static in possession again.

We lose once we're behind, so this is pretty much game over.

"Sit back, don't push more than 3 players forward, give them the impetus" (Pardew, 2013).

And get ready for Shola.

OH LOOK WE'VE SAT BACK AND CONCEDED AGAIN.

Fuck off.

1st and 2nd sign of the apocalypse.

Well played Krul. So fast out there.

Good cross Jonas.

We have a central midfielder who can run at the opposition

I don't miss this.

YoCabs bossing Terry.

Chelsea starting the second half with nowhere near the same level of ferocity as Villa.

Better get this in early. http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLRowvgHOAxcRJYO37uW0stc5Wd2s1dqr6a1JqlmNH0jl36UKFCA

"What will Alan Pardew be saying?" We dare not ask!

This. Was like he had been reading here tbh, the players probably do. Hi Yohan.

OK, gif of Sissoko in the spiderman desk scene is needed.

Like a Sissoko.

Playing with fire and gusto out there. Crossing with shanks and scuffs.

Ameobi for Sissoko Yang-Mbiwa for Cabaye Sammy Ameobi for Coloccini ?

Can we forgo half time and play through to 90?

Quality half. Now prepare your anuses! http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4qTm56AVXs3hXaKeGsUPozIUBl_u9lT4O0vkPH4bgjOYOUN4B