Ishmael

Too early, needs slowly bedding in /Pardew

We are going to get murdered.

Decent result for us.

Another decent Cesar save.

Phew.

Bunn channelling the spirit of Cesar!

GET OUT

Make it count Norwich.

Bollocks. Great save.

Who is this chubby ref? State of those breasts.

Pardew's possible team selection is making me nervous. Oh shit, I forgot about that. Williamson, Ameobi and Simpson recalled...

and very encouraging (for us).

And for Williamson. Williamson wont get his 100th appearance today

Freekick in Snodgrass territory.

Standard SWP awful attempt from a decent position.

Holt makes Cesar make a comfortable save.

Delia goes close.

Rapid, agile and unpredictable in his youth, but didn't have anywhere near enough playing intelligence or composure to become anything of note. QPR is his level.

Remy will save them, oh.

Guess who wins again...

"Erm, sir, we have a highly immobile object that has just lurched into sector 4."

Cantona is overrated and so shouldn't be in a Premiership XI. A peg down from RvN, RvP, Shearer, Henry, Drogba et al.

And what is wrong with black pudding exactly? England just got a bit better with the departure of that egocentric cunt.

It all makes sense now.

I'm just pleased that he is at least having to defend himself. Ridiculous transfer policy from yet another one of the clubs has fronted.