Ishmael

But hyphens look cool.

Head he's been diagnosed with Lupus.

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Injury suffering asshat?

'Arry gonna fail.

Make them go canoeing. Wouldn't want to be in Danny Simpson's boat though - he'd just pedal backwards all day.

Excellent point.

Should do. Then ban the tits out of him.

Agent Graham standing by.

All a bit silly. Really unwise to do it. CBA.

Both parties are simpletons acting on the big pantomime stage that is football. Going to take an economic stance and wager that Hazard contributes more to our GDP than some Swansea LAD. Therefore, chuck the LAD in jail and give Hazard a medal.

Hazard wouldn't dare or he'd be shanked.

:anguish: FFS arse Fixed.

Ballboy is a prick tbqh.

Thank God Frank Lampard didn't kick him.

And on such a special day.

Poor Remy.

I'm Ron Burgundy http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BSUqLPjAoOM/R4_THbSvAqI/AAAAAAAABkA/gD1es93HzIQ/s400/ron.jpg Go fuck yourself, San Lorenzo.

Do the maths exist to compute how much Yanga-Mbiwa and Debuchy is better than Williamson and Simpson? Number of backwards passes + number of hoofed clearances + number of missed interceptions + number of times backing off a player + number of failed crosses/attemps on goal - pie.

Coloccini's head has been turned by the prospect of lining up with a footballer as his partner in defence.

Redknapp?

Anyone decent from there that we could put a bid of £0 in for?

Mbiwa-Colo axis. Moist.

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