Ishmael

Well, we have the perfect Remy-d for this.

Loic we care.

Google is reminding me of comments of his a few weeks back, "They are a very good team," ... "They are a big club with good players, very good fans and a nice stadium that is always full."

Ryder will be comatose on Super Brew by this time, no?

I'd like to see how that goes. Pardew: I demand new players now, our teams s***, you must invest you useless prick, I've paid back my gambling debts, you have nothing on me anymore, invest. Ashley: But Debuchy has just signed and Remy is on his way. Pardew: OK, now get me Douglas and Sissoko. Ashley: Okay mate, sure thing. Why not take Vegard Forren too? I'll outbid Fulham for you. Oh shit, must have day dreamed whilst reading that post.

Who is dumb enough to be paying for the Times online? Whoever, can you post the full text. Probably mainly filler...

Remy-nd me of the last time we Loic'd like a professional outfit in the transfer market?

"Sharp increase in number of cardiac stress related incidents across the north east. Police are looking for a cause..."

Am I the only one that read the thread title, didn't flinch and merely chuckled at the obvious windup?

Remy.

Any quotes?

No likey. No lightey.

Best if we just rest everyone at the club and go with this. Dave Pilko - BONTEMPI - Dinho lad - Interpolic Rich - Belfast Mags - jizz - Big Geordie KenDahlTomasson - Beardsley

Declare interest now, sign (for free) later. The Newcastle way and fuck any potential relegation battle in the meantime.

Remember that guy in House who surrendered a whole foot just so he wouldn't get an army call up? Yeah.

Shearer Roeder Souness Kinnear All available.

Pardew out would probably mean Kinnear in, and I'm not even joking. And what's the difference, would you be so kind to elaborate? Kinnear is shockingly clueless. So is AP. no doubt So what would be the point of changing? It would cost the club money and look stupid to transfer targets. I'm by no means content with Pardew but sacking him is pointless because we won't get anyone better. We only stand to lose. One potential bonus is that a honeymoon period under a new manager might be enough to see us survive for a year. Aye, remember the glorious Shearer honeymoon?

For the first time I am genuinely worried about Pardew's suitability for the job. I know I've posted some harsh criticisms of him in the last few weeks, but most of what I spew on here is instantaneous emotional drivel; the words I type don't look anything like the opinions I form once I've mulled over things for a while. And so, he has three games to save his Newcastle career - and quiet probably his top flight career too. He must get 6 points from the next 3 games.

And borrow a chain and some shackles from Northern Gimp

Before Benitez was appointed, Chelsea were 3rd and 4 points off top spot. They are now 4th and 14 points off the top.

shit

He's cracking under the pressure and is clearly fatigued. If only we had other options to give him a rest...

EMBARRASSING [move]HOOF BALL, SHOLA AMEOBI, CISSE ON THE WING, CONSTANT LYING IN PRESS CONFERENCES, THE FENCE PANEL FARCE, LOSING BY RECORD SCORES, LOSING GOD KNOWS HOW MANY GAMES IN A ROW, NOT SIGNING ANYBODY IN THE SUMMER TO IMPROVE OUR DEFENCE, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH [/move]