Ishmael

His good moments are standard for everybody else. Like praising a baby when he doesn't s*** his nappy in public.

Abeid.

He is the most limited player I have ever seen in a Newcastle shirt. I hope he reads this.

This game has once again highlighted that our players need to wake the fuck up and embrace the dark arts. Arms and elbows in the face. Roll around in agony when you lose the ball and all team mates need to crowd the referee. Scream at the referee for every single decision and berate him whenever he goes against you. Have a manager who is prepared to scream at every official continually for the whole game. Somehow ensure that the referees choose to ignore all of this unfair play...

Simpson lacks the sense to ever make it as a professional footballer - so how he fucking managed it I have no clue. Whatever level he ends up being demoted to he will still play the same extremely limited game and still make the same massive errors. Oh, but he's an athlete who gets lucky now and then...

We have 3 senior central midfielders: Cabaye, Tiote and Anita. 1 is out long term recovering from an op, 1 is unreliable and the other just sustained what looks like a serious injury. The rest who play there are either non specialists or youngsters or Gosling.

So we are desperate for a: central defender, right back, central midfielder and a striker. And a strong case could also be made for an attacking wide player.

Ferguson ranting all second half at the officials was disgusting, but nowhere near as disgusting as the officials lack of response. Any other manager in the league would have been sent to the stands.

I think he got lucky with Jonas getting injured.

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Same foul as RvP that. Card for us...

Trip from behind on a break, that HAS to be a yellow card. Not RvP though, no sir.

Fuck me Krul, at least try a dive.

Hope is a bitch, huh? Bane's philosophy

What happened?

What was the cheating?

Excellent.

Experience.

Shola Claus is excellent.

A brain damaged RvP...

Interesting.

Hold me.

I mean, merry Christmas.

Pardew out.

Fuck Nigeria.