Ishmael

Spiderman

That means nowt Sky news are just the next step along the Ryder chain

Well, yes, we've been here many times before. A simple, but easily believable troll. Ban the cunt.

Just how big a frown must this guy wearing this morning?

'Huge upgrade' doesn't even begin to do this any justice. Replacing religion with science gets pretty close.

Translated Dubuchy to Davie for some reason! Ryder, is that you?

I'm crying.

Amazed at the scale of my fury towards this man. It is justified, but the vitriol I spewed was overboard. Sort yourself out, Tiote.

Of course

Oi, Simpson! http://i.imgur.com/50Z5z.gif

Well he's not going to choose either of us

Well played sir.

Do we have any stats on how many interceptions Tiote and Bigi both made? As I noticed Tiote made a few of these yet not sure how many Bigi did. People who are selling sell him - how much do you think that we would get for him? Also do you really think we will bring a replacement in? Don't say Bigi either as our squad isn't good enough to do so. Another thing is that Bigi is still only young and he does look a very good prospect, yet he's still unproven at this level whereas Tiote is. Yes he is out of form, as have many of our other supposed big name players this season too. Before everybody was giving Tiote their full vitriol it was Cabaye earlier on in the season. There has to be much more than the "he's a liability" drivel that has been spouted on here. Tiote - 5 interceptions, 4 tackles. 89/99 passes completed. Bigi - 3 interceptions, 0 tackles. 61/65 completed. Where is the stat for standing still and watching the opponent score less than 3 yards from you?

4-8 loss. Many positives.

And then we tore our sails down by sticking another striker on.

Help him to do what? Pass the ball 5 fucking yards - which he cannot do without taking an eternity to mull over it before deciding the best course of action is to spin and play it back thus relieving the opposition of any pressure and actually helping the opposition put pressure on us.

Cisse as a striker rather than Ba?? Or start on the Bench. Either way, he is not a right winger.

Transfer market Pardew quote prediction competition: Jan 1: "want to bring in 3 players" Jan 10th: "want to bring in 2/3 players" Jan 20th: "will bring in 1 player for certain, maybe another 2" Jan 20th: "hope to bring in 1 player, maybe 2" Jan 25th: "working hard to sign a player Jan 28th: "trying to sign players, but difficult" Deadline day: "we tried"

We've looked all over the place at the back for a month. Wondering if Cabaye offers far more defensively than I had realised. Can't remember when he got injured but the defence was OK earlier in the season - or at least I don't think we were conceding such soft goals. Made the most tackles in the Prem last season.

Still in the dressing room, apparently. Having to wait until Simpson finishes handing out the blame.

Replace Simpson, Williamson and Tiote. Play Cisse as a striker. Stick to 4-2-3-1. Get Cabaye and Ben Arfa fit.

I am so very happy that he refused it.

So he was our freshest player

Drinks on me when he leaves.

Woah, woah, woah. Did he say that?