Ishmael

It must feel amazing to be Scholes right now

Scholes to look miles off the pace here. Assuming he has no match practice ofc.

Nasri isn't fit to lace HBA's boots.

Happens all the time in Liverpool, np.

Love seeing a freekick go in. GAME ON?

More direct approach.

Is Joe Hart being rested? Big mistake if so.

Can somebody please confirm for me that they're worth paying for before I get my debit card number out?

Exactly. Unless his current spell is proving that his condition can be easily managed ofc. We don't know; we can only guess.

Passing the buck. You should retweet that to Barton Barton probably said it out of sheer jealousy. The (small) child.

Erm, she is?

Have only just realized that the heel drag to the right is in fact a faked shot. Fuck me

Ignore the banter. Well don't actually. Just take it for what it is; it's just banter

Nope. ESPN might but i doubt there coverage is much better than ITV's There is hope!

So yeah, that heel drag to the right when running at pace in the box with a man either side... How?

A good point here that people might miss. As he gets withing 2 yards of the area he looks left towards the players in the box before deciding to go on. Such talent.

So many glorious elements in the goal I have to pick certain points to focus on for each watch. Love how he slides past their CM without their CM even managing to get within a yard, despite having 3/4 yards to position himself

The finish is unbelievable. He gets so much pace on the ball and it almost takes Bunn's head off. Bunn only reacts when the ball hits the roof of the net. Stunning.

Blackburn's left back will give birth to a beautiful baby in 9 months time.

300 are me.

The drag followed by the body shimmy happens so fast, at such pace, in such a small area and with so many players around him. Immense.

Watched it again. Oh my word.

Relax the forum rules Dave and allow a link to the goal. If not I actually expect forum users to start having seizures or something. No way can we survive on that ITV-tease. You've got to do it on health and safety grounds man.