Ishmael

Gerrard such a dirty cunt. STFU Gray.

Babel so clumsy it looks deliberate.

Seriously, Gerrard will be playing in one of the two attacking roles, with the likes of Carrick and Lampard sitting in the centre. So, maybe Gerrard (for me at least) doesn't make it through as a 'central midfielder' but as one of the 'attacking/wide' players.

Oh wait. When was the last time Gerrard played as one of the central 2 for England? Might have to re-think this one...

Peter Lovenkrands, Shola Ameobi. No question.

Everton have no pace or penetration. Basically a better version of us last season.

Green James Hart Terry Ferdinand Lescott Upson Johnson Richards Cole Bridge Rooney Defoe Crouch Heskey Are all on your plane to South Africa...

Full-backs poll ends soon... Carrick, Gerrard, Lampard, Barry are the winners here. Why do we even need to poll this?

Now, now. Let's not get carried away by a win against a clearly unpredictable opponent, who score loads one match and concede loads the next. They have been 4-0 up at half time to draw 4-4 at full time this season ffs. Good win. Next game is telling.

Won: Bristol City 6-0 Bristol City 3-0 Leicester 4-2 Sheff Utd 4-3 Watford 4-0 Derby 6-1 Plymouth 3-1 Scunthorpe 4-0 Drawn: Peterborough 4-4 Lost: Sheff Wednesday 3-1 Swansea 3-2 Newcastle - Loads Cardiff results are a tad mental

Yeah, people over-hyping Carroll now. It's one game, and he's been shit for a while before tonight. Young, inexperienced, a little too cocky. Needs to learn his place.

Pre-empted the down turn in quality a few pages back...

Um, hello Cardiff guests I assume...

It's a group of people. [/Airplane] Shirley, you can't be serious with that answer?

lmao

WTF are these commentators going on about? Drinking games? HAHA

Good half. Job done early.

Part timer. Quick! Get him.

Gerrard doing what Steven Gerrard does on a regular basis HA

Not a bad half of a half tbh

Why does out wink smiley look like it has downs?

Finishing 3-0 this. Might as well switch off now

Hall has taken out Bothroyd... Solid start to his Newcastle career.

hehe So much expectation...

"... the young 18 year old" Lol