Ishmael

Actually, I'm worried that angrily jabbing somebody in the face is merely a friendly greeting in Mr Suarez's culture.

Just seen it on the Guardian website (http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/mar/27/luis-suarez-punch-chile-defender). http://whatwouldkatedo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/champagne-popping.gif Defend that, Liverpool fans.

But, but, but he is a changed man!

Rubbish. Sack everyone involved.

Gerrard thinks he's Beckham.

Dat Carrick pass.

Gerrrrrarrrrrrd swung a boot.

Gerrrrrrrrrrarrrrrd.

Gerrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrd pop shot...

You'd think that England, driven by the great Cleverly, would've seen this game off without breaking into a sweat.

Old man Gerrard is rather embarrassing.

Bahahahahahaa.

Haha, Cole being targeted by the missile system.

Well, we aren't coping with this mild amount of pressure.

Clown shoes hoofers, the pair of them.

Great cross by Milner.

Hahaha, we'll played on giving us a breather toilet paper dudes.

Montenegro are not as good as I expected.

Get in.

Should hit that first time.

Walker is a proper athlete footballer. Seems quiet dense.

Hart's hair is receding. That is all.

Haha, I remember when O'Shea and Brown hid in the ManU squad. None of the young ManU players look like becoming top draw players.

Thread title is a tad flippant.

Pack basses, eh.