Ishmael

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Dat RvP touch and turn-pass.

I'm missed many similar chances on FIFA, tbf to Welbeck.

Welbeck

Old man Giggs schooling Coentrao.

Evra being a bit thick.

Dat Giggs outside of the foot cross.

Not probably, definitely.

An overreaction of Nathan-Dyer-sized proportions.

Everybody knows that there is only one Ronaldo and some guy called cRonaldo - AMIRIGHT?

Are those tiny red and white flags I see being waved by the crowd?

Hoping for some red Clive tears.

Would no doubt be as incisive as a set penis.

"Pardew blames SJP ground staff for lack of Marveaux."

TO THE OPPOSITION

And so we must vote for them. A sponsor-less shirt

I pick this because it was blatantly created on microsoft powerpoint using word art by their work experience student. Yeah, that goes against my previous post's logic.

Chocolateas is awful. Like something a Y9 would brainstorm.

I would love Benteke to blast an effort high into the stands today and for SKY to immediately cut to the budding Benkete-nauts.

Panto season at Villa. Plus their fans are dressing up!

What am I looking for/at?

Cisse total offsides... 27 Benteke total offsides... 40 http://www.upstreamonline.com/migration_catalog/article1195296.ece/ALTERNATES/article_main/Boxing+Punch+Boxers

Is that RAWK calling?

Irrelevant child. May this thread serve merely as a place to record his future misdeeds, which I am certain that there will be many. A sad waste.