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Haha I deleted it...decided not to go mental yet. Yeah, too early to blow it up. I’m not really interested in Son yet though - he’ll be away for the Asian Games then completely shattered for a while afterwards. It would need a really big offer to make that change right now.

I love that the first trade offers are coming in! I would probably accompany them with a PM, lads, as I completely missed that Son one.

I was thinking that too. Must be a complete arsehole of a trip for you guys. I’d be looking to stay Friday night if it were me.

Didn’t look at the methodology, but it’s interesting that there’s such an enormous gap between Arsenal and the next Premier League team. Even more intriguing that that team is Crystal Palace.

Luckily you can trade for one. Take a look at my team and make me an offer I can’t refuse.

Utter shite, would only have been partly redeemed by Neves instead of Sane. Gambling on Salah didn't work, but to be fair, I set my team ages ago and didn't change it. That's my excuse anyway.

Fine by me . That picture looks weird, like he was just running and didn’t see the guy.

Same There’s going to be a lot of us . I briefly got excited because Cedric might not play, but realized I was playing 3-4-3. Ah well. Still a chance with no Sane - can’t see them leaving him on the bench though. Oh fuck you, Pep.

Same There’s going to be a lot of us . I briefly got excited because Cedric might not play, but realized I was playing 3-4-3. Ah well. Still a chance with no Sane - can’t see them leaving him on the bench though.

Soares off on 55 mins. Fucksticks.

Same There’s going to be a lot of us . I briefly got excited because Cedric might not play, but realized I was playing 3-4-3. Ah well.

Nice move playing Pereyra instead of Jesus.

Twelve in total, but nine in the top four teams.

Transferred Vardy out for Rashford at the last minute, like a twat.

I can assure you, as a nurse, that you can.

Dunno about that.

I dunno - didn't Salah go first?

Fantastic midfield, and keepers. The main worry is if your defenders actually play. I'm thinking you might be interested in a trade for one of my forwards though...

Alisson, Schmeichel Azpi, Vertonghen, Sanchez, Maguire, Van Aanholt Eriksen, Ozil, Bernardo Silva, Gross, Sessegnon Lukaku, Vardy, Arnautovic Pretty happy with that, tbf. Getting Jota would have been the icing on the cake.

I thought I had nobody from Liverpool but completely forgot I drafted Alisson. One from City too, but you just never know who's going to play. Spurs (3), Leicester (3), and one each from everybody else. No Newcastle, though.

Thanks for putting this together at such short notice, Kasper.

That was mint! Now to find out if any of my also-rans are actually going to play this season. Prize for the fastest click goes to the guy who got Lascelles .

Just me bein an idiot then

I don't believe this. How can they be so fucking shit?

I'm trying to change my draft order and can't see how you do it yet. Which would be turboshit.