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Oh please change their colours to red and blue.

Sissoko playing well, tbf.

I genuinely think that if I just threw darts at a list of Premier League players I'd do better.

Hope it stops today.

I've not been paying much attention this year, presumed Watford were in the relegation zone. That win takes them seventh, level on points with one of the two best teams in the league?

So much this . They did brilliantly, and everything that could have possibly gone their way went their way. It hasn't this year. Them's the breaks.

I've just seen this. Hilariously bad. Why the delay for giving the decision, though? Ref and linesman didn't seem interested at first. Waiting for confirmation from the bank.

(about Mans City & United)

I am genuinely surprised at how terrible I have been this season. Last season was great. This week is representative of the year - I had captain Costa, and still only managed to get 38 points. I've been a one man jinxing machine.

...is always the right answer.

Not sure about being efficient, like, but apparently he's a mint guy off the pitch.

I think we only do minutes applause because people can't be trusted to shut up. We did silence. Who did applause?

26 shots, 15 on target. Swansea had one shot. Off target. They're in trouble.

We could have double figures here.

This could be a lot of goals now. We're not playing all that well, but they're not great.

What a fucking finish by Son .

All Spanish refs are dreadful. You should know that by now.

No booking, naturally.

Neil Taylor's boot to Walker's head is about as "Dangerous Play" as it gets.

Cahill it is.

look at Logan's Run over here. Hans, I'm happy to retire at 50 if you'll fund it. It's a start.

Seconded.

I think you spelled "money" wrong.

Finally got round to buying Coutinho last night. Worked out beautifully. Anyone got any requests for a jinx next week?

I'm not sure I understand the logic that he should be presumed innocent even once found guilty .