ponsaelius

You know of any pacey strikers mainly right footed out in France that could partner Andy Carroll? Nice ice-breaker. Smooth. Rather off-topic and not long enough really to put in the funny stories thread, but really reminds me of a Sunderland fan I know displaying truly incompetent chatting up skills a couple of years ago. Me and my mates were at the bar and we looked over to see how his attempts were going and we heard simply, in a dour, monotone voice, "......and it hit Gordon, hit the post, went in, and we lost..." Suffice to say the face on the lass was one of contempt and fucking despair. That's class.

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/c/3/b/d/1194985428453820625bug_nicu_buculei_01.svg.med.pnghttp://www.prlog.org/10063487-golf-clubs.jpghttp://www.foggydave.co.uk/images/CONE2.jpg You has lost me.

You know of any pacey strikers mainly right footed out in France that could partner Andy Carroll? Nice ice-breaker. Smooth.

No idea who we're getting as assistant. Just to clear that up.

You are absolute scum of the highest order taxfree. Hang your heed in shame.

Thank fuck for that.

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. VIIDEEOOOOO ALERRTTTTTT. NEEEENNNAAAANNNEEEEEENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. :frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

Well, there you go.

Anybody want to know who the first to message me their member was?

Leonardo AC Milan Leonardo? No way. Yerp. 2 wins out of 2 in the League. Cleaning up the waiter's mess.

Worth noting that this was all done this morning. Been desperate to post my SCOOP all day like. Couldn't wait to inform you guys.

Know nothing cunts.

Adjei? Adjei? Who the fuck is Adjei?! This is my scoop.

Hopefully my http://www.nelsonfarms.org/images/product/SUSI_HotSauce_T.jpg was right like.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=larsson+500k&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a#q=larsson+500k&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=7lh&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbs=mbl:1&ei=M00rTeWpD8O3hAfurbGoAg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&ved=0CBEQ_AU&prmdo=1&fp=7b287e7b95f9af55 Internet man, ffs.

Wewwwww look at all the people viewing the thread now.

It's worth noting that I may or may not be full of shit.

FFS man Blef. Stop this madness!

"We'll give you Smith, Best, Xisco, Perch and Lovenkrands for Larsson" Somebody's on the right lines.

Not as cool as I thought it would be. Edit: Being ITK that is. The Eagle picture is obviously as fucking cool as ever.

Haters gonna hate.

Dave, you don't think less of me now do you I'm not a real ITK. Just for this once. This is the only time, I promise. Aye but that is just for me coz I'm now in a position of power over you plebs.

I also know his wage. What Birmingham offered him to stay. Also that we offered a player swap deal originally that was rejected. I T K Booyah. Yous are jus' jealous of my knowledge.

I iz ITK. Fucking class being on the other end of an ITK situation like. I am boss right now.