ponsaelius

I don't rate every player alive! You do like. Especially every Arsenal player. I remember when you said you REALLY rate Ben Watson.

Infact. Talksport = bollocks. Much easier.

The lad is out of contract at the end of the season, they're already worried about him being pounced on by English teams ala Fabregas, Merida, Pacheco so it would seem strange for them to give him the opportunity of experiencing first team football and getting a taste that will ultimately just make him more tempted to leave.

Lucas gets too much stick tbh.

He's either calling you a girl or a Nazi, Sewelly. Knack 'im. (don't know quite what is implied here, but I'll laugh anyway)

Sorry mate, I know you're Danish(ish) so getting his name wrong is criminal... Fair enough though, you watch a lot more of Denmark than I do so are a better judge.

Debatable. Sorry Mr. 23.3% Danish. Only player arguably better is either of the CBs. At this moment in time Eriksen isn't as good but in time he will be a star. Meow pussycat I agree he's the best but not by a mile, the CB's match him at least like you said and Eriksen has looked really good when I've seen him for the NT. Poulson and Kahlenberg have been good as well. Milk turns faster than Poulsen () these days and Kahlenberg is not that great now he's a squad player at Wolfsburg.

I agree with you Ash, but the fact you rate every player alive means your point doesn't hold that much weight on here.

Debatable. Sorry Mr. 23.3% Danish. Only player arguably better is either of the CBs. At this moment in time Eriksen isn't as good but in time he will be a star.

65k a week is far too much. Although I suppose on loan to guarentee survival it may be okay.

Press are shite.

"older than yet inferior to Danny Welbeck" Fucking knackers.

He's Denmark's best player by a mile.

If he scores in 9 chances what will you do?

People need to stop thinking Bendtner is some kind of hopeless donkey. Once players like him have these stigmas they're difficult to shake off. Bendtner would improve us massively.

The character and the actual person (who is also apparently a Paedo) are separate entities yanar.

It's a joke. Whenever I tell somebody from round here my name they always go, "Haha like the fat one in Purely Belter!!"

Class In reference to Purely Belter, the character also shares my first name

I think searching the title on Google rather than Youtube works for anybody struggling to find it. 'Andy Carroll - Arise' into Google.

I've even used them in other videos in the past.

Loan or nothing. My stance doesn't change on the rolling one.

That was one of my favourite moments from last season, so I tried to make a thing of it in the video (timed with music, replay, Hughton celebration etc) Assume you mean the Bristol City game, that was one of the most ridiculous celebrations of a goal I've been part of, went on for fucking ages. Got a nice big cuddle off some bloke as well. Good job we didn't get a winner, we might have bummed. Yeah. I didn't actually go to the game (sold my ticket at the last minute), I just remember how frustrating that match was until we got the quick 2 goals. Was brilliant.

That was one of my favourite moments from last season, so I tried to make a thing of it in the video (timed with music, replay, Hughton celebration etc)

Thank Allah for proxies.