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70 goals in 127 games, a large amount of which is out wide right or from the bench.

Cavani is a quality striker who has scored a shitload of goals in all kinds of games. CL included and against English teams time and time again. I have no idea why he gets stick for not looking like a fantastically fleet-footed wide man when being played grossly out of position.

My Geordie accent is weak as piss and even I use geet ffs. Perfectly acceptable word.

It's a shame its taken an act of vile, predatory abuse to help the word 'geet' reach a national audience, but i feel this a small positive ray of light from a dark story.

don't think i've yet recovered from that last 20 minutes. Obscene.

Really? Can't say he's mentioned it.

There has been very few good examples of limbs AOTS from Leicester fans this season too. Tigers fans that have jumped on the bandwagon methinks.

Enjoyed that end. Lets be honest no club that has fans sitting down at away games during a title challenge can be allowed to win the league.

Probs worst Porto and Benfica line-ups i've seen on paper for a while. Kinda like selling their whole teams every summer has finally caught up with them.

Dzeko's first goal in just under 12 hours of football. He's been proper shite this season.

Spalletti has got Roma right back on track.

Tend to agree. Really no reason for somebody like him to actively hunt out a lass like that on Facebook unless he has an actual kink for young, underage lasses. Proper rank hearing about the actual details.

Quoted for crimes against Geography.

Still laughing at Klaus' mutant half nonce baby post.

Hans just sees the line, the line not to be crossed, and gleefully skips over it.

I'd be surprised if she still wants the bairn as harsh as it is It's not like the bairn is going to be a mutant half normal, half nonce baby ffs :lol:

Wtf is this fucking hans

Hope all the people calling her a slag, saying she seduced him, knew what she was doing etc based of some nonsense nightclub story feel like the absolute wankers that they are. Probably not.

Partnership with Hasselbaink was one of the best in the history of the Prem. In terms of two players having an understanding.

Stifler is proper mental, man.

If they have been together for 5 years then she's automatically entitled to 50% of his assets if they break up. That's obviously not even close to being true. :lol:

Benteke has been hopeless this season like. Really been shown up as a bit shite.