ponsaelius

So obscure they named him twice. Checked this guys Wiki, have absolutely zero recollection of this bloke despite being in an era where I watched lots of football. He gets my vote.

dat stifler

Better than Ashley tbh

the cunts legs have probably fallen off playing in Canada. Canada ffs. Football in Canada.

Same as me. Only one I listen to these days is the Tuesday Club.

She used to get loads of messages from people who thought it was Shola's account/pretended it was, so now she justs runs with the joke I think

Shocking stuff if that Ipswich side comes up, looks like they've essentially just collected all the shittest Irish footballers ever

That's a shame.

Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 1m1 minute ago Hatem Ben Arfa's deal with OGC Nice has fallen apart after a FIFA ruling. More to follow. Gutted for him. This will be his career fucked if it wasn't already.

How shite for the lad.

snobs

get in, even more reason to hate the cunt.

I always wind my boro supporting mate up by saying I like to see them do well

I think, like most sensible people, he's just merged the existence of Enner Valencia and Diafra Sakho into one to avoid needing to talk about West Ham too much.

Another random transfer of the week. One of the better Brazilian league players goes from Cruzeiro to Guangzhou for €15m. Going to join Gilardino in attack most probably and Diamanti and be coached by Cannavaro. Really really weird. Diamanti has left to join Fiorentina

Is Edwards the other guy? lol @ him calling Saint-Etienne a small club.

scenes when Howey was getting wound up as LFEE reeled off his managerial 'credentials'

thinly veiled "i've been to Japan" post

Gonna torch the stadium to the ground

pmsl, Carver could actually relegate us, sweet decision lads

Best transfer in a good while that one, excellent stuff.

agree Yorkie. Just feel lucky you're on the other side of the world.

scenes when you would find a ball in them that wasn't already egged

jdckelly still crying over his boyfriend pardew going boohoo wah wah wah