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33 with Tadic and Clyne still to play, not that I give a shit about this toss anymore.

Can see him playing well with Aarons if he ever gets back.

He did chase shadows in the first half, but had a very good 2nd tbf to him. Didn't help him that Tiote was dreadful.

OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe 5s5 seconds ago 878 - Andy Carroll's goal ends a run of 878 minutes without a Premier League strike for the forward. Back. unstoppable

Such a betting scam

I agree like. I still celebrate our goals but if Chelsea had got an equaliser, I wouldn't have been too arsed. In previous years results ruin/make my week, but these days I brush off bad results without a second thought.

That's what I mean, it's getting to the point where its meaningless and that's the opposite of what you want.

Btw, I know this is a touchy subject, but is it not time to stop the clapping on 17 minutes? It's at the point now where everybody is doing it pretty half heartedly and I think it'd be more respectful to have some closure rather than have people doing it out of habit.

5095 minutes he played for us, equivalent of 56 games 14 goals 17 assists So 31 goals created in 56 games. Not bad.

West Ham and QPR must regularly play roughly that many cockneys. Not quite the same when you consider the size of London though.

Hasn't improved in his entire career, basically. Injuries haven't helped but they aren't an excuse.

Was straight at him tbh. The one from Luis was probably better, moved all over the place.

He's 183cm according to the official site, which is 6 ft. That seems accurate.

5 ft 8, don't be daft man.

He should be CB.

Aye but you're off yer box

Terrified after how competent he looked on the right. He has an ace attitude, ready to be molded into Pardew's new defensive bitch.

Keith Downie ‏@SkySports_Keith 10m10 minutes ago Alan Pardew confirms Jak Alnwick will continue in goal against Arsenal next weekend with Rob Elliot now facing time on the sidelines.

He does that quite often.

Can't help but love the useless scamp.

PCHS represent

He was excellent today I thought.

I went to the Bournemouth and Blackburn games last time. Were decent.

Hodcroft is nearly as bad as Ashley

Jees Hartlepool are a disgrace these days