ponsaelius

About as good at hiring porn stars discretely as he is at playing full-back.

The lapping up from the press is the worst thing about it. It's the main reason he's back, in Spain and Italy they actually questioned him tactically and on the shite patter.

£60 million net spend this summer.

Embarrassing how the ITV commentators never mention every time Chelsea (with unlimited budget) play a big game they play it with more than half the team behind the ball.

Irritating.

well in Scarface

Athletic Bilbao Atletico Madrid

Cocks

Absolutely. Such a likeable club. Rooting for them... WAT? Its historically been full of the biggest cunts in German football. He's joking. David is German and despises Bayern.

Laudrup signed him. Just don't think he did that well.

FFW ‏@FrenchFtWeekly Here we go... @mohamedbouhafsi at RMC is now reporting that Newcastle have submitted a €12m bid for Florian Thauvin #NUFC #LOSC #OM

Signing Ki on 1 year loan from Swansea.

Being linked with a bid for Ricky Kaka. Honda or him apparently.

Should 'never wear the shirt again' according to The Mag.

The game against PSV the other night was about the first good thing he'd done for Milan in 18 months. Good sale if it they get somebody else in.

Sick of signing from France now. Lyon went out of the CL, Nice and St Etienne both just crashed out of the EL to some absolute randomers. They've never done that well in Europe anyway and Monaco and PSG are just buying from other countries. Is this really the best place to be shopping? I don't doubt there is players there but ALL of our scouting seems to be in one fucking league.

Also, sell Falcao for £50 million. Buy David Villa for bag of buttons.

Sign Demichelis for free on a 1 year deal. Sell to City a month later. Use money to buy Ajax captain. Profit?

Would you take him at NUFC?

Mkhitaryan -> Bernard Fernandinho -> Fred/Fernando Willian -> Wellington Nem/Facundo Ferreyra They've arguably added more depth despite losing 3 key players.

Ribery UEFA and Bundesliga player of the year. Shite according to many on here

lerl

Pogba shits on Cabaye's heed like, and I rate Cabaye highly.

Loved Crespo me

The fans for his goal