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Although I think he's been underpar this season, I'd be tempted to say Krul. €220,000 for a keeper who could feesibly play 500 games for us.

James Collins and Winston Reid play ahead of him. Got games in midfield this season. Only time he's ever really looked much cop is in the Championshit.

I seem to remember him getting stick off some for playing poorly. Even him playing with an injury holds us together defensively and offensively. A massive, massive miss to the side.

He'll get to see first hand what he's let himself in for.

Oh aye. Dunno then.

Possibly, but Times is a subscription service.

Circus.

Hopefully Cabfly can be back soon to play with his friend

Reading have signed Sporting Lisbon defender Daniel Carrico for €750,000

So they've offered around £5 million

I don't want to get shot of him now. Happy for him to be backup until his contract goes at the end of the season.

Perch is a worse right back.

And now it's a saga.

Barton, the prick, will probably be encouraging this daft cunt to come here.

First game I ever went to was with my dad was against West Brom, i'd never been that into football before that but Jason Roberts tore us a new hoop, remember thinking that he must be one of the best around Absolutely shat on us in the relegation season. Turns into Drogba against us, it's ridiculous.

Both. Injured, they started the season with Gignac who did well, now can't get back in the side regularly.

Christ, didn't even see that news about Ben Arfa until now. How shit. This season really is just about scraping over the survival line. How that effects our players commitment long term - well we'll see.

£12mill + Remy for Marveaux surely?

That black guy everybody thought was Bafetimbi Gomis isn't it? Turned out it was just a black guy.

The video of Remy from his Nice days makes him look like one cool motherfucker.

We need Marveaux and Remy

Of course Shola will be there for the Everton game.

Anybody follow @englandyouth on Twitter? He does good updates about the young players coming through in this country, but pisses me off something terrible with the sanctimonious shit.