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WE NEED A WOY SMILEY Name on the trophy laddsss!!!!!!!!!

Very few players are as good as him at 21.

http://i.imgur.com/Wi37p.jpg One of the worst footballers in the Premier League.

You didn't consider Rooney here, did you? Considering he's currently unavailable, no.

Wish England had an option as good as Balotelli.

Stoke would genuinely be better off signing Lovenkrands on a free.

Aye, but I'm going with the theory that they don't really want the 2nd striker to do that. Either that or they're thick as mince thinking Owen can provide that kind of HUSTLE. Stoke's football depends on having all 11 players pulling their weight. We know fine well that fielding Owen basically results in playing with 10 men if he isn't scoring. This is based on him from over 3 years ago, fuck knows what kind of level he is at now.

Be very interesting to see how Laudrup does at Swansea.

Walters and Jerome can run, kick people and hold up the ball now and again. Owen can't.

Seems a bit of an ego trip to me, they've signed some players seemingly just to show they can. Works for me. Pulis is basically Allardyce on acid. Both in style of play and transfer policy. The horrible cap wearing penis that he is.

Christ Stoke really are collecting a pile of old shite.

Dont want to be a downer .. but the year we got relegated I genuinely thought we were going to finish top 4 at the start of the season. Keegan was our manager, we were making moves for Pablo Aimar for some creative spark, talk of Schweinsteiger coming. Coloccini came in. We had a strike force of Martins, Owen and Viduka. One of the best right backs in the league, in Beye. You just never know what can happen in football. Aye but to be fair mate that's because you're clearly off yer rocker. Harsh call that Sewelly You thought we'd finish top four ahead of 2008/2009 season? Seriously?

Dont want to be a downer .. but the year we got relegated I genuinely thought we were going to finish top 4 at the start of the season. Keegan was our manager, we were making moves for Pablo Aimar for some creative spark, talk of Schweinsteiger coming. Coloccini came in. We had a strike force of Martins, Owen and Viduka. One of the best right backs in the league, in Beye. You just never know what can happen in football. Aye but to be fair mate that's because you're clearly off yer rocker.

I just don't want him to play because he's shit.

Lloris# Debuchy, Rami, Mexes, Evra; Cabaye, M'Vila, Martin; Menez, Benzema, Ribery

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18453789 Brolin and Joe Cole's the pick of the bunch there. (I assume I'm allowed to post that?)

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was quite good too.

first they invent furniture you assemble yourself, now this. 'Dem Swedes be crazy. Is IKEA the only thing you know about Sweden? Yep.

He will, by being shit and missing open goals.

Young is a better crosser than Milner too.

Milner our best crosser.

Just seen him walking down Northumberland street, Greggs' chicken curry bake in hand.

28 too old

Pretty sure he was just being booed because he's a twat.