Actually agree with mole. The only reason a club would sign him is for FM type lolz of getting a world class player for the sake of it. He couldn't play as a #9 for Barca because Messi does and Madrid have Ronaldo plus 2 of the best strikers in the world already.
Depressingly I'd say Man City is the only likely destination.
He's a player who divides opinion, certainly. Good technique, talented and a successful career, but never a magnificent world-class player as some would have you believe.
Bit like Rooney.
The foul count was because the ref was giving every ludicrous little 50-50 in their favour. The two nasty, cynical and pre-meditated challenges in the first half came from his players. Trying to use stats to disprove what anybody could see with their own eyes.
Dances round on the touchline doing his little jig every game yet has seemingly taken that incident to heart. Freak.
I know you like Pardew but you're criticising his performances while disregarding clear contributing factors to why this has happened. It's not a case of him simply not playing well. At the moment we're set up to get work-rate and harrying out of him and that's it.
The two central midfielders are forbidden from exiting the cage and getting forward. The ball is kicked long from the goalkeeper, centre halves and fullbacks as often as possible bypassing the deep-lying midfield. The movement from all our players is limited at absolute best.
They're not 'feeble excuses'. The style of football has regressed more and more direct as the season has gone on and as a result Cabaye isn't able to influence on games in the way he did earlier in the season.
There was a lot of hoofball today. Particularly in the first half.
It happened a lot less second half, particulalry after the red card because they gave up pressing from the front.